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terrapathic

an empathic connection to the earth, where a person feels earth changes in the same way empaths and telepaths feel the emotions of other people
Carl has a very stong terrapathic connection.
by CV60 January 2, 2012
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Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may BE a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound (1) interested in her, (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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Terradactyl Sauce

The unwanted goo on a penis when one has intercourse with a girl during menstruation.
"Ugh! You left me with some Terradactyl Sauce on my shlong!"
by Wetsylicious January 21, 2011
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Terrakafalon

Someone who hates circles. After being near circles for too long they will start to have a panic attack.
Billie: Hey owen, like my new car tires?
Owen: They are circles, please get them away from me NOW!
Billie: Oh you have Terrakafalon don't you? Well that's your fault for being here.
Owen: Please, get them away!
by 00jace no.2 November 15, 2013
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Terrayah

Terrayah... My name... You're not alone if you have this name. You are pretty greedy and like it done your way. You don't let people mess with you or anyone you love or it's goin down 👊🏾.
Hey, hows it going Terrayah?!
by TerryTp October 25, 2019
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Terrasail

(Terra-sail) noun: A Terrasail is a specialty deck that is manufactured to allow windsurfers to ride on land. Terrasailing is the Hybrid sport of windsurfing and mountain boarding.
OMG, those kids are doing some sick moves on those Terrasail's. I think they got them from Terrasailindustries.com.
by surfsupbra August 23, 2009
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terradactyl

when a girl is on her knees and a man croutches down naked and slaps the woman under the chin with his dick
last night i got that bitch with a terradactyl
by d.heath j.biggs July 17, 2009
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