tequila

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

by Rick August 8, 2003

Tequan

A dark skinned male with a good heart and does anything for others always putting himself last

Tequan is to nice

by Jodigotcha December 22, 2016

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

by jeff24 September 5, 2005

Tequila sandwich

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita

Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

by WohllyMammoth July 24, 2016

Tila Tequeefa

Tila Tequeefa

|tee-la| |ta-kwee-fa|

-proper name
1. A portmanteau word built from the words queef and Tila Tequila; an alternate name used to describe a Vietnamese whore and other alien life forms.

I saw Tila Tequeefa on tv the other day, she was shamefully plugging her new album during a non-related interview. In her music video she looks like a freaking half naked alien.

by ±0 October 24, 2010

Tila Tequila

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

by Wilson1 February 16, 2008