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Getsuga Tensho

A technique used by Ichigo Kurosaki in the popular anime,"Bleach",by utilizing all his extra spirit energy and condensing it into a blast.
"Getsuga Tensho!! -fires off huge blast of spirit energy-"
by bbeael49 October 19, 2011
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Textual Tension

Taking a day to respond to create textual tension that eventually leads to sexual tension.
Eliza just took a day to respond to his text.

Celia: girl your really sussing that textual tension.

Eliza: I aint nothing like a girlfriend
by Company2on April 3, 2017
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tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.
"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"
by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017
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tensome

ten fricking poeple have sex together!!! that would be AMAZING!!!!
"omg y are all you nine guys fucking me at once??? o ya...its a tensome!"
by happyturkeyday January 7, 2009
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tesco lottery

The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos.

Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.

Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.

The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.
1. "I won the Tesco lottery today... I didn't get a bottle of Pepsi, but I did get two bottles of wine, a pack of coco-pops and some rump steak in exchange; oh, and of course I called Tesco for a refund on the Pepsi."

2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."
by Aoife303 November 22, 2006
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Tension Rod

1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.

2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.

Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016
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TESCO PHOBIA

Tesco Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of groceries, self check out services, and and all other activities having to do with shopping at tesco
I once purposely tripped over to avoid shopping at tescos with my wife. She thinks I have tesco phobia
by J-H Marwood October 11, 2017
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