ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

tenipuri

A common abbreviation for the anime Tennis no Ojisama (or, in english, Prince of Tennis) Teni derives from "tennis" and puri derives from "prince". Used among fangirls/guys for a short and sweet way to say it.
Sometimes also called PoT, another common acronym used.
Note: Often, the T and the P are capitalized.

"Awww, tenipuri plushies! I have -got- to have one!"

by Vanillacat September 12, 2005

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

tenia

A very beautiful girl that is rad as fuck

Dude have you seen Tenia, brad told me about how cool she is and I was gonna ask her out

by Zeniii December 2, 2013

tenido

etym: past participle of the spanish verb tener, 'to have'

1. Owned
2. Own

Usage: Verb, slang. In proper spanish grammar, 'tenido' is meaningless on its own. Therefore, it is treated as an English word for syntax purposes.

1. 'Tenido en la cara!' ('Owned in the face!')
2. 'Tenido!' ('Owned!')
3. 'Spanish tenidos your face.'

by Darklight April 8, 2005

Teniya

Sweet, gorgeous, and a bad ass bitch. Hella booty.

Person 1: "Wow that girl is stunning!"
Person 2: "That's Teniya."

by Nolovefoyou December 26, 2019

hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010