Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.
Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams
by teganeffect June 6, 2013
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Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.
They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.
They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
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Tegan and Sara are an identical twin duo, who in the US sing on Sire records. Some of their hits include, Back in Your Head-Album:The Con, The Con-Album:The Con, Walking with a Ghost-Album: So Jealous. Tegan and Sara are considered in the genre Indie, but also Pop and Alternative. Tegan and Sara were born in Calgary, Tegan currently resides in Vancouver, BC, and Sara resides in Montreal, QC. They are both very funny and have the same sense of humor. They have worked with Hunter from AFI, and Chris Walla from Death Cab for Cutie on their album The Con.
Tegan and Sara: Spelled out your name and list the reasons Faint of heart dont call me back. I imagined you and i was distant not insistent. I followed suit and layed out on my back imagine that. A million hours left to think of you and think of that.
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Person 2: AWOOGA AWOOGA, HAVE I?! I LOVE THAT MAN SO FLAMBOYANT 😻
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Once a year, on new years eve, he performs a ritual where he slays a pig. He then makes bacon from that mangled carcass.
Once a year, on new years eve, he performs a ritual where he slays a pig. He then makes bacon from that mangled carcass.
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