tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

tenai

Someone who is very unique ; it is rare you will ever find a name like this. This Tenai is shy until she sees those who bring her into light and care for her. Someone who is consistently thinking of the well beings of others, she gives great advice and is a great friend trustworthy. She is feisty but give her a chance before you judge her , she has a rare name and this rare beauty is one you should hold on to.

Ohhhhhh get me Tenai

by SMDWAMFCB April 26, 2014

Tender Flanks

Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.

Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

tender lumplings

Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.

Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...

by RandomHomosaipien October 5, 2017

battle tendency

3 “breathing” users go to defeat Aztec Gods that slept for ages one “dies under a rock” then they have an epic race and then “kars” cheats and becomes the ultimate life form then gets yeeted in to space

Man, you breath a lot, you must have a “battle tendency”

by Lunarant October 4, 2020

Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.

"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro December 9, 2008