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Tetrage

When you misplace an easy shot in tetris, creating annoyance to the point of just placing the blocks in a huge tower, ending the game.

Tetris equivalent of a rage quit
*misplaced block*
Me: "Screw this!" *Tetrage"
by Jimmy McCrackers September 24, 2011
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Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
by blue_jacket July 21, 2011
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Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.
'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'
by Telstramadgirl March 13, 2018
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Telstra

Telstra, synonymous with "fucking Telstra",and "it's those fuckwits again at Telstra", in addition to "outsourced their give a fuck to a foreign call centre, who don't give a fuck even if they could understand what you were saying"
Statistifally Telstra have contributed to over 75% of mass murderings in Australia; there is a strong correlation with buying a guy and wanting to harm people with it after dealing with Telstra.

Awww what's up mate? ... "Fucking Telstra, those fucking cunts have over charged me again for my mobile/the internet is down again/ they haven't called me back all week to sort out this fucking internet.

If you are short of conversation and want to feel part of the group, just casually bring up Telstra imna conversation. People will immediately a violent reaction and start spitting as they speak thinking about the last time they had to deal with the cunts at Telstra.
Those fucking cunts... What's up mate, awww those cunts at fucking Telstra, my fucking phone is down again.
Just got off the phone with their call centre, fucking useless cunts they are...
Yeah fuck Telstra man, they are fucking cocksucking fucking cunts
by Whatthefuxk August 1, 2018
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Telstra

like all phone companies they have terrible in store and online service
Greg walking to Telstra: oh yes they have a hospital for phones I am pleased and am hoping its free to fix my phone.
Greg in Telstra : excuse me my phone has a weird beeping sound on it.
staff: psssh muthafucka that's because you have a virus.
Greg: what did you call me?
staff: your a man slut with a old ball bag.
Greg: FUCK! (smashes the phone)
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Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.
Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)
by Chris December 21, 2004
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Telstra_Whore

by Anonymous January 6, 2003
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