telephone toughguy

one who talks mad shit while hiding behind the safety of a telephone connection, but when confronted in person, backs down like a little bitch.

Man, that douchebag Brian is such a telephone toughguy, he wouldnt dare say that shit to my face.

by Luke O November 10, 2006

iPod telepathy

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

by permastoned September 19, 2009

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy

1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy is warning :(Possibly Harmful to your health)

by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017

butt telepathy

the sudden urge to fart shortly after experiencing a fart from someone nearby

Don's weak fart, as a result of butt telepathy, triggered James to release a sudden and unexpected leather-shaker.

by pchangchovd August 17, 2010

Telephreak

Someone who has an affinity for exploring telephone services and technology; telephony technofile; essentially a phone "hacker" otherwise known as a phreak or phreaker. Also see telephreak.org.

I was talking to Beave about asterisk on the Telephreak conference bridge last night.

by unregistered436 May 31, 2015

telephobic

adj. Used to describe an individual who uses a phone for all purposes other than conversation (text, email, etc.).

My friend is so telephobic, she'll text through an entire conversation rather than use a telephone for its intended purpose!

by RS R June 10, 2008

Palin Teleprompter

The palm of your hand. As in, the place to write down the main points you want to hit in a speech or an interview, if you're too dumb to remember them.

Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.

I knew the interviewer would ask me what my core principles were, but I couldn't remember them because I'm a complete moron, so I wrote them on my Palin Teleprompter and discretely checked them during the interview. I'm sure no one noticed!

by Thrilla_From_Wasilla February 7, 2010