Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003

techamphetamine

The invisible mind inducing drug emitted by wireless media devices turning society into neo-net-surfing-zombies.

Harold has succumbed to techamphetamine addiction and can no longer function in reality. He lost his connection and went into a coma.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010

Telehater

Someone who calls or texts for the sole purpose of complaining about someone or something.

I swear the only time Girlfriend calls me is to bitch about something. Doesn’t that telehater have anything better to do with her day?

by DeekPA March 31, 2011

techadickt

Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!

"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"

by dargondaemon October 9, 2014

Telhas Teezee

An Arabic Sentence which means, Lick my ass.

Telhas Teezee, you donkey.

by N0TD4RK August 31, 2021

teachable moment

The moment you interrupt a meeting in progress to not only annoy the hosts, but to also understand what the heck they're talking about and the meaning of the acronyms being used.

Boss: "The CD's were sent out, make sure you review this with the clients."
New hire interruption: "'Teachable moment' - what is a CD?"

by TeamBizzle September 24, 2021

teachad

That one teacher in your school / place of education that's just the best. The chad teacher.

Person 1: "Man, Mr. Tyler is such a teachad."

Person 2: "Teachad?"

Person 1: "Yeah, chad teacher."

by dootodyls May 27, 2022