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Tek-Fact 

When you claim something as a fact but you're actually just spewing bullshit out of your anus and calling it a fact.
Tek-Fact -

Tekniqz - Today at 6:57 PM
its not an attack
its just a fact
o_o
Tek-Fact by Telekinetics June 10, 2018
Related Words
tekken tek tekker teke Tekkay Tekla tek 9 Tekashi (6ix9ine) Teka tekai

Tek Jansen 

The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".

The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"

Tek Specialists 

Introduced on Yaggu Front's "Secret Tapes", the Tek Specialists were a hip hop group that released Future Shock and then disappeared. Even google can't find those cats.
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"Damn! These cats are dope. Where did the Tek Specialists disappear to?"
Tek Specialists by 9i9i9i9i9i April 24, 2010

Tek Frog 

One out of thousands of bots made by a Tek Fog user.

1 BJP spam bot = A Tek Frog 🐸
A: What's your job?
B: I make Tek Frogs supporting BJP

A: How do you do it?
B: I run fake hashtags. And mass retweet using my Tek Frogs.

B: My Tek Frogs are also automated to comment and reply! Say, Kanhaiya Kumar. They are set to troll him everytime he posts.

A: FUCK YOU BRO! WHY?
B: I make ₹2 per tweet by my frogs. 🐸
Tek Frog by King Lucy January 8, 2022
Filipino Word Meaning "Penis" In Tagalog. Also Meaning: Dick, Cock, etc...
"Ang Tek-Tek Ko Maliit"

"My Penis Is Small"
tek-tek by Roman B May 8, 2005
machine gun. commanly used by ghetts.
bitch, you best step off deez nuts fo' i blast yo bitch ass wit my tek-9
tek-9 by sezmatic June 8, 2003