battle tendency

3 “breathing” users go to defeat Aztec Gods that slept for ages one “dies under a rock” then they have an epic race and then “kars” cheats and becomes the ultimate life form then gets yeeted in to space

Man, you breath a lot, you must have a “battle tendency”

by Lunarant October 4, 2020

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Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.

"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro December 9, 2008

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Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

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Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair

My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

by PC_is_out_of_hand July 17, 2016

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