Teflon Con

A term used for a person, woman, man, camera, T.V. that is a well known con artist who has yet to pay for ANY of their lifelong crimes.

These crimes usually consist of tax and bank fraud, obstruction of justice, bribery, defamation, and more. Not to mention the numerous atrocities committed by said con.

The Teflon Con is sweatin' bullets after losing this election. As he should be after the Supreme Court said that there are limits to the powers of the presidency and stoutly reaffirmed the principle that not even the president is above the law.

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

teflon dump

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.

#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?

#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!

by Poldi January 19, 2010

Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!

That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!

by rwalk June 23, 2016

Teflon boy

A bloke that you meet on a flight and decide to hang with at your destination.

Meet a massive teflon boy on the flight to Bali. Dude was such a lad we hung out all night. Even shared a steak with the missus.

by SudzNFriends February 9, 2017

Teflon Turd

When one takes a shit quickly and leaves no trails when you whipe your ass.

"that was quick"
"yeah mate, teflon turd, one whipe, no dramas... too easy!"

by Spacco November 16, 2007

Teflon Moment

The gap in communication that occurs when the person who is listening spontaneously looses the ability to track the conversation in a meaningful way and the information simply doesn't stick. This often occurs due to outside distraction, being too drunk or high, lack of interest in the topic or talking to boring people.

Extended Teflon moments can take on the magnitude of a missing time experience.

"So should I dump him or try to work it out?"

**no response

"I just spent the last 15 minutes telling you how he ruined my weekend! Hello??"

** "I thought I saw Derek Jeter walk by and I had a Teflon moment. Sorry."

by clayabe2k December 30, 2009

Teflon Slut

A sexual partner who doesn't get attached.

A sexual partner who just bangs and slips away.

"Dude, you don't need a relationship, you just need to get laid, get yourself a Teflon Slut".

by Skysong April 1, 2017