teddy graham soup

Slurping up thoes tiddies

Making some teddy graham soup today.

by 13anon37 December 9, 2016

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Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy

One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three

“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”

by astrowashere February 19, 2019

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sweaty teddy

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!

Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?
Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.

by Spyderguy September 14, 2007

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After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008

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sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

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Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy

Best mf you could ever meet, will slay people and other creatures like your bed bugs for you and commit arson occasionally.
Semi-aggressive when you reject their compliments though, gotta use a bat to shut up💔

They are the Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy.

by Jordan_Ackerman July 1, 2021

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