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Techboner

" Ned got a techboner "
by Vampingmaster September 25, 2014
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Techtor

When a person is tortured and tormented on a regular but small way by technology caused by misconfigurations and poor implementation of software on devices such as phones and computers
I've been techtored today, three times on my phone, two on my PC and once on my Xbox.
by ianthm December 31, 2016
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Technobär

A very warm, gentle Dude. Who gives great hugs but has a severe herpes infection on his genitals.
Technobärs erection does not look healthy.
by BigBrokolisubmarine November 23, 2021
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TECHtocracy

Authoritarian dictatorship of the TECHbros who control all information regarding finance and surveillance, thereby being able to monitor all personal behavior.
The digital age has been transformed by a few TECHbros who control all information into a totalitarian TECHtocracy.
by phenomenous1 March 2, 2025
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TECHtocracy

Authoritarian dictatorship of the TECHbros who control all information regarding finance and surveillance, thereby being able to monitor all personal behavior.
The digital age has been transformed by a few TECHbros who control all information into a totalitarian TECHtocracy.
by phenomenous1 March 3, 2025
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Technovert

It's a person who prefers spending time with technology rather than social interaction
Chris is a technovert because he spends most of his time coding and using apps instead of going out.
by ABA Language February 10, 2026
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TechnoBeast

A racially ambiguous Gen Z male, typically sustained by generational wealth (a.k.a. daddy’s money), who uses his trust fund to finance a Tesla and a gaming PC setup that glows like a rave. Often obsessed with Elon Musk, Red Pill podcasts, and self-help influencers like Andrew Tate or Jordan Peterson. Technobeasts are perpetually online, fluent in Discord sarcasm, and live with their parents (or were freshly weaned from the nest after a dramatic "I need space" monologue).
"She broke up with him and he started quoting Tate and live-streaming Apex Legends. Classic technobeast spiral."
by BigShidda June 6, 2025
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