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tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 3, 2015
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Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.
"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "
by SilkyJ August 25, 2021
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Tech douche

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.
I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone
by Blueice76 February 8, 2023
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tech deck time

funny vidieo dowload it on kazza
by len April 5, 2003
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tech daddy

A guy who has no style of his own, most likely a frat guy who wears clothing typically worn by older men. Including Sperry's, fishing shirts, lobster pants, mid-thigh length shorts in pastel colors, sunglasses straps,and a bootlace cowboy tie (usually all combined into one outfit)
I saw this tech daddy at the bar last night, he looked like a damn fool. He reminded me of my blind grandfather.
by jerrylewis April 16, 2009
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tech deck time

best video ever man funny thing guy cant tech deck what a funny video
by jesse April 5, 2003
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spicy tech deck

fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.
Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?
by Pickels bff September 25, 2011
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