Tebowing

(gerund) The act of going down on one knee in order to suck God's cock.

Timmy explained, "I'm not praying. In the Gospels, Mark 5:6 clearly says not to pray in public. I'm actually Tebowing. It makes me feel warm inside."

by GreatWhitePope January 30, 2012

Tebowing

Assuming Tim Tebow's post-touchdown prayer posture in order to mock the patriarchal system of (a) male resource control, (b) male competition to the point of war and killing to obtain resources rather than being productive (football being a game symbolizing this - and actually representing this in player salaries), (c) male narcissism and pseudo-omnipotence and control represented by a male deity (i.e "God") and (d) female submission and dissociation (except in the home where mother authoritarianism sometimes occurs).

He wanted to have a modern marriage where he would be paid fairly, have a healthy connection with his wife (including a good sex life with her), and have the time to be a good dad to his children so he did some Tebowing to mock the patriarchal system (and those who are tools in it, like Tim Tebow) and show his objection to it.

by Denverite2 December 29, 2011

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011

Tebowing

To act like a vagina in front of a huge audience. To sulk publicly.

"Yo, did you see the end of that game? The losers were tebowing all over the place."

"Oh, would you stop tebowing, it will be time to go soon."

by knightedcane December 5, 2009

Tebowing

To cry in front of a large group.

I thought Craig was a real man, but as soon as he didn't win, he started tebowing in front of everybody.

by Otis Chance December 7, 2009

Tebowing

1. To engage in an overt, performative act of religiosity in order to attract praise and cultivate a manufactured persecution complex.

2. To behave in a way that directly contradicts Jesus' words in Matthew 6:5-6 in order to exalt oneself.

That mega church pastor does a lot of tebowing for holier than thou points.

by teasaidh April 6, 2026

Tim Tebowing

To get down on one knee and act like your praying

Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing

by Jep1011 January 7, 2012