teatipper

One who tips tea.

A species of monkey that enjoys pursuing members of the opposite sex that belong to a different species.

A law enforcer who was shot, stabbed, sodomized, and left to crawl on all fours to visit a nearby friend for assistance and a few free brewskis.

A pedophile who never actually engages in pedaphilia, but sometimes looks through Sears Catalogues in hopes of viewing photos of children at play.

A meal so large that when served prevents beverages being placed on the same table.

A balding junior-highschool teacher who seemed to consume nothing but cigarette butts and tea.

One who consumes tea purposefully spilled into the anus, vagina, mouth, or ears of someone else.

A yet-uninvented salad dressing.

"Madame, normally that would be a strange request, but luckily for you I happen to be a renown teatipper."

"Did you just see that teatipper go by?" - "No. I did not."

"That meal was exquisite. I especially liked the teatipper."

"I tipped your tea." - "Teatipper!"

by WhatdidIsay June 18, 2009

teaxting

A less intense version of sexting. Actions are only implied, and emoticons are often used to convey a sense of mystery. Derived from tease + text. Teaxting is generally considered to be extremely obnoxious and tends to drive guys ridiculously insane.

Guy: hey whatsup?
Girl: i think you know ;)
Guy: SERIOUSLY? are you really teaxting me right now
Girl: no, but i know what i'd LOVE to be doing right now ;)

by the amanda show January 24, 2011

tealtilt

the colour that fluctuates from green to blue constantly

that painting has a real ‘tealtilt’ to it

by el hundro December 15, 2018

Teanticles

Used for pinching Tean's cheeks. Only few people have these dangerous weapons of teanstruction.

Person: "can I use my teanticles on you?"

Tean: "Yes please!"

by TEANMACHINE December 11, 2019

teati

A teati is a part of your soul that leaves when something bad happens

as much as the joke is worth, apologies connor, Putin can burn alive and I won't shed a teati

by Weaktothetast February 26, 2022

teastie

Being such a tease that you show a lot of lust and attraction for another person and even physical touch but knowing you won’t give in to any temptations other than allowing one to feel there body

This girl I was with the other day was being a total teastie I just wanted to get in her pants but she said I can’t I have a boyfriend and my had was rubbing her pussy.

by Daddydaycareofme March 27, 2022

Temotions

Temotions describes the feeling of having more than one emotion at the same time. It could be any two emotions.

Omg, I have so many temotions right now about going to college. I am excited, but also sad about leaving all of my friends behind.

by girl379247249 October 28, 2022