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time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time
James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.
by I h8 nes July 6, 2012
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TeamReady

You say this when you know a guy or girl wants you but has not said it yet or when you're ready for anything that could happen in the near future
"You wanna get turnt tonight?"
"Yeah you already know I'm TeamReady ."
by Tre_yee September 7, 2016
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teare

Tears is a last name which is funny Teares they are back stabbing bitches they lie and never trust them they are super fake and they are holes. They make up lies and blame others. When they hurt you they say sorry and they become “friends” with you but they just lie . DON’T EVER TRUST A GIRL THAT HAS THE NAME TEARE. (This is all true!!!!)
People with the last name teare are bitches
by Jakejjsjsja1727 March 7, 2018
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tenereon

Tenereon is a goofy big head little boy who would all ways make you laugh And likes to look at orther girls he likes but doesn’t tell the truth about it
Tenereon help me with the that
by Babyface_bloser October 13, 2019
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tererer

when you have tun out of ways and alterations of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm so you just type tererer.
"dude you look braindead"
"tererer"
by Soup1010 February 1, 2021
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teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.
“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”
by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021
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tearene

She is the most beautiful girl you could ever find. She has a strong personality. She is full of wisdom and a loving character. She is someone filled with positivity but when it comes to her self, she becomes hesitant.
The name tearene is what defines my crush.
by Opted Lib June 8, 2021
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