dont taze me bro 

To tell someone to stop fucking with you or being stupid

"bro i just had a fucking 3 some last night wth your mom"
"Dont taze me bro"

dont taze me bro by Anonymous12315123123141 January 9, 2008

don't taze me bro 

An ironic catch phrase used to mitigate chastisement esp. from one's peers (not gender specific). Similar in meaning to cut me some slack.

Nicole: Did you burn popcorn again?
Andrew: Hey, don't taze me bro, I swear the microwave's evil.

don't taze me bro by (([Mike])) October 8, 2007

piss taze

when a male/female is resisting arrest from a police officer. and soiles themselves in the process

that tazer was brutal.. i had to get new underware cuz i piss tazed

piss taze by tyso the tasmanien tuscn tangl May 25, 2009

don't taze me bro.

What you say to the police when they are on a power trip and are using excessive force on you.

As UPD was brutally attacking him, Andrew asked "Don't taze me bro."

don't taze me bro. by RobyG October 3, 2007

forza taze 

the sniping legend that will snipe you in your ballsack and toes

Yo I just got sniped by FORZA TAZE

: did he take your toes or ballsack

forza taze by side nigga September 25, 2019

TazeMade 

A man who gets all he wants. Who will be rich. Had lots of diamonds. Rapper

Your so tazemade

TazeMade by OccationalLove January 17, 2023

TazeMade 

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You

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TazeMade by Foreverflyme January 30, 2023