African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

by The Austitute July 28, 2011

whiskey tasting

1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny's breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.

morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one hell of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?

by chemisus October 18, 2010

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

Skank-tasting

The sexual act of a person going down on a skank after a night of drinking.

Skank-tasting can be hazardous to your health.

I have a bad taste in my mouth after a night of skank-tasting.

by A-Cup Skank September 4, 2019

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019

Tayton

Taytons usually are a stud-muffin. They have a weird since of humor, but they make up for the weirdness by how much they make you laugh. Taytons usually make you smile without trying. They never want to hurt your feelings but you can never tell if they like you as a friend or as a spouse. Taytons usually dress normally but when they dress up they might actually make you drool. They’re usually good at sports as well. They won’t let anyone be mean to you except themselves but when they’re mean to you, you know that they are only joking. Tayton is just the right person to lean on or go to when you need a laugh

I swear that Tayton is the hottest and funniest boy in the whole school!

by crying girl13 December 1, 2018

Taylin

taylin is a very Beautiful girl with a big heart and she has the most outstanding flirty personality the world is lucky to have taylin

bro taylin is so pretty

by anonymous September 3, 2021