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taxed her

To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes.
Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?"

Tom: "I taxed her last night so she's good for a while."
by McBAMF March 5, 2009
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taxed back

1. Worn out or in a state of disrepair.
2. An adjective used to describe someone who looks like a piece of worn out crap.
1. My converse are so taxed back I need a new pair.
2. Damn, Brittany Spears looks taxed back in that photo.
by baby hal June 10, 2005
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Get Taxed

1) To express to someone they need to get taxed.

2) A variable word that can be used in many situations.

3) Similar to telling someone to: Get Fucked, Get Screwed, Get Burnt, or Get Lost. (Go get taxed!)

4) Taxing can also mean to get robbed, in the sense that someone Taxes you, takes everything you own. (Taxed)

5) To harm something. (Taxation)
The Sheriff of Nottingham Taxed the hell out of villagers.

The tsunami taxed Japan critically.

After headbutting your enemy to the brink of death, you whisper in his ear "Get taxed" instantly causing a KO. You then rob him of his assets, and leave him a note stating "should of paid your taxes."
by Brutalmagikarp May 25, 2011
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Air Taxed

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.
Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"
by Wanterito March 17, 2011
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dude taxed

The act of inflating a group tab through unwarranted purchases of manly items such as beers, whiskey shots and White Russians.
Hey man WTF is up with this bill? How is our liquor bill more than our dinner?

Yo Bro, you just got dude taxed!!!
by TheRealBMan June 30, 2011
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tax, taxed

Something that is excessively expensive.
"Man, those clothes are really taxed!"

"Well maybe you shouldn't be shopping at (insert expensive store)."
by Aaron Goodyear July 11, 2005
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Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.
Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.
by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020
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