Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

Dick Tators

1. Tasty Kidney stones.

2. Testicles. That is all.

1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.

2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.

by Zim Zim and the magical Panda May 25, 2006

totoesque

When the perfect song comes on exactly at the right time when you needed it.

Originated of the song Africa from Toto, which is always the perfect song.

Right when I decided to impress Darrie on the dancefloor, the DJ played the song from my middle school dance class. It was totoesque!

by dreistueck July 27, 2019

tatosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to potatos, either sexually, romantically, or both

They were a tatosexual
"I heard sam was a tatosexual!"

by XxStrawbxX December 3, 2020

tatestripedsweater

the greatest tumblr blog in existence

“hey do you follow tatestripedsweater on tumblr? her blog is amazing!”

by misslemonademouth June 8, 2021

tahoes

Female natives of the South Lake Tahoe area who enjoys having sexual relations with ski bums and instructors. Also a recent emigrant to the area who enjoys same.

Hey dude! Karen is the best Tahoe yet, she gives great head on the chair lift. Don't you just love these Tahoes?

by SnowPimp May 3, 2009

tatoetry

Poetry utilizing literary devices designed to leave an impression on the mind. First coined in 1987 by Tim Moore.

This book of tatoetry is so interesting I can't get it out of my head.

by T. D. Moore May 30, 2009