twatism

Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.

Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism

by Jay9887 April 27, 2008

Tateism

Tateism is the set of ideologies, philosophies, following and support of former kickboxing champion and entrepreneur Andrew Tate. In simplest form, Tateism is a deeply pro-capitalist, male-exalting, anti-feminist set of beliefs incorporating the MGTOW movement, as well as the belief that men should be “Alpha males” to be successful.

It has been criticized by its opposition due to the regular demeaning remarks made towards women and poor people by Andrew Tate. Though some people who are in favour of Tateism argue that it is necessary to weed out the weak from the strong to clean society up.

Due to the aggressiveness of its conversion attempts, Tateism has been classified as a form of extremism by many.

My girlfriend has started to follow Tateism and people now label her as a sellout.

by R3publican August 17, 2022

tatisfaction

tatisfaction is what a tattooist feels when he does a tattoo on a womans privates

man i did a tattoo on a womans breast the other night and it turnned me on so much it gave me total tatisfaction

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 27, 2009

pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010

Tatis Jr

Future goat of the MLB he may be overrated now but he is a future top 3 player in the league.

Story or tatis? Tatis DUH
Casual MLB fan: Funniest player to watch?
Me: Tatis JR!

by Lakersin4 January 27, 2021

Taoism

A literary device or construction which typifies the style of famous author Tao Lin.

1. 'bro, that was a nice taoism you put in that poem.'

2. 'thanks, bro. i was feeling acutely depressed so i went to heheheheheheheeheheheehehe.com and ripped off a couple taoisms. hehe.'

by myrealnameischeeseburger May 2, 2009

taftism

the religion that worships the really fat president who got stuck in the bath tub. people worship taft by eating KFC fried and never grilled. the cournal is the jesus christ of taftism.

taftism is the religion thats bigger than all the others combined.

by dutchmanvm May 19, 2010