Tokyo Takeout

While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.

Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise*
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag*
Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit!

by Jesus Smabba November 2, 2009

takeoutable

able to take out out of something

That CD was takeoutable from the stereo radio.

by Pheng November 3, 2007

french takeout

when someone throws up on purpose to make themselves look beautiful and/or fit into clothes that are too small for them, they are said to be having french takeout. also known as bulimia.

Oh god these jeans fit a week ago! I'm gonna go have some french takeout.

by blackado September 27, 2008

Mexican Takeout

The form of 69 where the partners primary focus is to eat each others anus.

Hey man your not looking to good today.

I know, my girl wanted to go out to eat last night.

Must have gotten some mexican takeout

You could say that

by areyoubeefin December 17, 2011

nigerian takeout

People in Nigeria is so poor that they would suck other peoples dicks just to get something in their stomach.

Hi Honey, you want a nigerian takeout?

by CarbonArc July 23, 2017

French takeout

When your eating out a pregnant woman and the fetus licks you.

He was eating out a girl and got French takeout.

by Hazmat616 October 1, 2018

Chinese Takeout

Where you slather sweet and sour sauce on a girls pussy and eat her out. If you do not finish said sweet and sour sauce, you stick her in a Togo box.

Man, Breanna is such a slut, she let me do the Chinese takeout on her!

by Thrbanh March 29, 2015