The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.
She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.
by King Mab April 16, 2015
Get the TARDIS mug.(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
Get the Tardism mug.by Larstait November 14, 2003
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to be un-friended abruptly on Facebook, twitter, and/or real life based solely on quick, emotional judgment.
to be un-friended abruptly on Facebook, twitter, and/or real life based solely on quick, emotional judgment.
by The Berdman November 9, 2013
Get the Tarvis'd mug.Tarisha is a very open minded and understanding female. She is fun to be around and many people love to have her company. Especially those of the other sex. She is funny and loves to be the life of the party! Tarisha is beautiful men just can't resist.
by Tasha1 June 18, 2018
Get the tarisha mug.A mythical creature from the islands of New Britain in Papua New Guinea. People with the name Tarcisius are natural flirts and extremely attractive to the 'public kambang' species.
Found in active habitats around places in PNG no decent man would venture - the Tarcisius or simply Tarsy is an evolutionary mistake but fun as farq to chill with.
Found in active habitats around places in PNG no decent man would venture - the Tarcisius or simply Tarsy is an evolutionary mistake but fun as farq to chill with.
Tarcisius is the coolest kid on the block
by koolchick2017 May 30, 2017
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