tarpooptanner

Tarpooptanner is someone names Tanner and they have tar poops every other day. If you decide to adopt one, make sure you are rich enough to pay for the diaper expenses and for all the plumbing issues. Have fun!!

My tarpooptanner just had an oopsie! Oh no!

by tarpooptannerslover December 9, 2021

Jessica tarlov

A frequent liberal guest on Fox News who is extremely fucking hot.

I would like to mount that libtard Jessica Tarlov and ride her pussy hard while she lets out that vocal fry!

by Harold Maddux March 10, 2017

Taloo

When youre penis shrinks, when your mad.

My friend Ruben has "Taloo" this morning.

by Butterz..... January 25, 2009

tarpoon

When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.

Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?

by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

tarhoop

Anal sphincter, recently used and poorly wiped. See ringpiece.

Someone's pissing you off, so much that "kiss my ass" just won't suffice, you can kindly request that they "Lick my tarhoop" - it's just that much more vile.

by tlm. November 29, 2005

Talooshka

The tip/head of a penis

His talooshka was funny looking

by Ballz n weiners June 9, 2009

talloon

1. To drunkenly knock someone up.

2. To fill with semen

See: fabloppered, impregnate

"I'm gonna talloon that bitch 'til she vomits semen."

by Mustafa al-Qud March 6, 2005