tarded

my girlfriend

My girlfriend is tarded

by Anonymous Coward 7 million December 17, 2008

Tardemon

A guy even worse than your usual retard.

Look at that retard!
No man, he's worse. Hes a Tardemon.

by TomCrazy January 21, 2009

tardese

Noun. The language of the tards. Mostly includes autistic screeching and drooling.

The tard asked me in his native language, tardese, where the shitter was.
"Neo hoy me moi," he said in tardese.

by Tardese Speaker February 25, 2017

t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.

"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"

by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008

Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

by dksuperman March 28, 2016

Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

by jjudy April 29, 2009

m'tarded

Short for "mega-retarded", indicating a level of retardation above and beyond all instances previously encountered by the speaker.

"Jesus, you're more m'tarded than I thought!"

by T. Strange July 3, 2003