taming the bear

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

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TATINOF Withdrawal

TATINOF Withdrawal is the term used to describe anyone going through an emotional roller coaster after attending TATINOF Symptoms of TATINOF Withdrawal may include but not limited to: Ugly Sobbing, Eating Black Sharpies, Cat Whisker Fetishes, Existential Crisis', Abrupt plans of moving to the UK, A case of the Pheels, Investing in Unconventional Zips, Investing in everything...and i mean everything with the Union Jack flag on it, Eating Lions & Llamas and/or computers.

Winston: Hey, Brado, why is Susan eating sharpies?
Brado: Shes just going through TATINOF Withdrawal.

by Philosaurs May 18, 2016

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Tamuno

Means God in Wakirike (popularly known as Okrika) (a language spoken by the people of Wakirike (Okrika), a kingdom of the Ijaw subgroup in Nigeria)

Tamuno created the heavens and the earth

by i am from Okrika February 15, 2021

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Unicorn Taming

A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...

k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?

by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010

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Tomino's Hell

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.

Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.

by Yopmail User July 26, 2022

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