talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker

"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"

by Kevin w.s January 2, 2008

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003

tallywacker

a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

by YouScreamLikeAGirl May 13, 2005

talliwacker

A talliwacker is that thing that men have where women would hsve their pussy. If u didnt know this already, you should be dragged out into the street by your talliwacker and be shot!

My talliwacker is my most important part: I luv my talliwacker!!!!!!

by The Black Adept January 22, 2004

Tallywhacker

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

by Charles January 4, 2005

Tallywacker

A word old ladies use to define penis.

Oh look Betty, little Johnny has a massive Tallywacker

by Farmer John Frank January 29, 2019