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taekwondo

A matrial i art i use to defend myself in sticky situations it is not a mere hobby it is a way of LIFE!
Me im a great example eyah! think you could spar with me at taekwondo?
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Taekwondo

Taekwondo, I will contest, was at one point a brutal, effective martial art whose practitioners were basically unmatched in their execution of brutal flying kicks. Now, however, it's a sissified, pathetic group of fools prancing about in white pajamas, not sparring, barely breaking, and practicing it on the air, in predictable forms. Sure you can kick through a centimeter thick piece of wood. Can you hit a moving target? Can you hit a moving target that's hitting you back? (Here's a tip. It's different.) So switch MAs (boxing, MT, even jiujitsu) or start making taekwondo work. Additionally, before you say something like "You box, LOLOLOLOL boxars have no leg defense!!11! YOU BE DOWN IN 5". To that, I say this. Boxers don't have leg defense. We have pain defense. If you kick me in the face, be quick, because I'm going to grab your leg. And then you'll be Mr. supreme martial artist hopping on one foot wondering what to do.
Taekwondo Guy: HEY WANNA FITE I SEE U THINK UR DECENT!
Decent Martial Artist: I am, and I really don't like fighting.
Taekwondo Guy: LOLOLOL SUCK IT UP!111 *kicks*
Decent Martial Artist: *ducks under, grabs standing leg, grapples*
Taekwondo Guy: WHUT'S THIS? THA GUARD I HEAR ABOUT? LOOKS QUEER!!11 ohgodmyarmletgoletgomakeitstoppleaseplease
*snap*
by Anonymous+a bunch of numbers September 28, 2008
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Takona

Takona is beautiful and loving. Cares for family and her loved ones very deeply. She loves her friends. And will give awesome advice when needed, other wise she plays the role of a poise still Fox.
Takona is Calm and quiet, but hears it all and respects it all;will help you and love you no matter what.
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teakwondo

Teakwondo is an awesome sport we’re others kick you in the head,body,side,back.. also punching. This sport is also mistaken for karate but we don’t take it that serious... kinda.Also it teaches self defense and you kick others asses.. sport also can let your anger out.it’s like a stress ball..
I just got done with teakwondo damn class was hard today
by ThatOneIdiotUKnow January 30, 2021
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Takon

"I can now impregnate thanks to the unforetold powers of takon'
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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taekwondo

A stupid gay martial art with nothing but kicks, where everyone wears padded armor and isn't allowed to punch, so their arms just dangle around as they jump and spin and fall down. No taekwondo "martial arts" have ever succeeded in mixed martial arts or in life.
the stupid shitty olympic taekwondo on youtube was called the world bouncing championships by the olympic's own accouncer
by DarkX444 August 31, 2010
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Taekwondo

The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them.
My back hurt because I just got Taekwondoed...
by wildpannda February 25, 2022
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