Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

Taking A Bicket

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet

oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!

by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009

are you taking the piss

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

talifan

A fan who insists upon having the only right approach to the object of his fandom. Often followed by ferocious outrage when the authors or creators let others contribute in the further development of the fictive universe.

First used by Bob Eggleton and refered to by Brian Herbert in his blog http://www.dunenovels.com/dune7blog/page21.html

Q: Why is he so pissed of? Din't he like the Lord of the rings movies?
A: No he insists Tom Bombadill should have made an appearance, and dont get him started on the elves songs. He is such a talifan

by PugCy April 4, 2009

takiyah

Takiyah is a beautiful goofy girl who doesn’t depend on nobody. She is ghetto but she knows when to be classy. She wants all the designer and expensive things. She’s a fighter but she has a lot of patainces so tick her off about three times and she will fuck you up.

Takiyah is lit

by Susie Bob November 12, 2018

taking a dirt nap

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.

Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.

by lioncat88 July 1, 2009