Take a plane ride.

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011

take a donald

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.

Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.

by Zippyltn June 3, 2017

take it sleazy

The last words of legendary TV show The Good Place that made us all cry.

Michael: Take it sleazy.

*Shuts door*

by Larkeyyy February 2, 2020

take with a grain of salt

To take a statement with 'a grain of salt' or 'a pinch of salt' means to accept it but to maintain a degree of skepticism about its truth.

The idea comes from the fact that food is more easily swallowed if taken with a small amount of salt. (take with a grain of salt)

by _INT_ April 4, 2015

Take the rap

This expression means, that someone take the blame for something on yourself.

We were caught with some weed and I took the rap for my buddies.

I Take the rap for it.

by FerryCZ November 21, 2009

take your pills

An expression of speech used in retort to someone who is behaving like a lunatic. Implies that the individual depends on medicine to function, and that his/her erratic behavior can be attributed to missing a dose of said medicine.

Person 1: 'Good morning'

Person 2: 'WHATS SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT IT ASSHOLE?!!!'

Person 1: 'Take your pills man, holy shit'

by k_man_96 January 13, 2019

take-out beer

when you're underage and you find a bar chill enough to provide (delivery) for you....without checking ID

Guy 1: yo bro lets swill reebs 2night
Guy 2: yea lets get dank detaretilbo..but how...?
Guy1: lets get some take-out beer remember?
Guy 2: Yea that guy at that bar down town is mad chill and will hook us up..even bring it hahah
Guy 3: MAD NICE!!!!!!

by the dank-a-dank-danks March 18, 2010