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Toheed

The absolute goat. Don’t be fooled, though he might appear like the lowest of the group, he’s got some good qualities (e.g. he embraces his lack of knowledge in humorous means and his lack of height with his confidence, etc.).

Once Toheed enters, you’d notice right away. And when he leaves, all his buddies cry until they die of dehydration. That’s just how much his presence means.

Everyone loves Toheed.
Mom, I wanna be a Toheed when I grow up- the absolute greatest!🐐
by Collagedroppout November 23, 2021
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Tauheed

One who is constantly aware of how boring Earth is compared to his imagination & therefore cannot be satisfied with this life and awaits the day he gets to the next life to fulfill the creativity within his mind.
Look at Tauheed over there , he seems pretty bored . Yeah your right but my thyroid gland is sore so i dont care.
by Awais Ahmed May 21, 2020
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Tahmeed

He is a Tahmeed
by Uwatto1 November 23, 2016
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tawheed

a person who steals your girl wrecks messi and says ur mom gay then slaps you
oh that man he is suck a tawheed. but ur mom gay lol.
by diddly fiddly daddy May 24, 2018
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theedum

A sexual act described in the Kama Sutra in which the man shits into the woman's hand and the woman shits into the man's hand. Then, the man proceeds by taking the shit in his hand and rubbing it all over the woman and attempts to get the shit in the woman's hand up her anus using only his penis.
Man, theedum is hard to do if you haven't eaten yet...
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tahded

shortened version of retarded or retahded.
dane j. is tahded.
by Katie Shawesome July 6, 2009
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theed

A pothead. Comes from a Simpsons episode. Pot head = Po thead = theed
Damn, Krysta got so high last night, she's such a theed.
by Zack aka Casper May 3, 2004
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