tadpole milkshake

The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.

My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".

by Googles December 2, 2004

tadpole soup

A highly nutritious and natural Soup, obtained from the Pisshole of a Man. Good for Vegan Lesbians.

Said to a Vegan Lesbo, " What you want is a big helping of Tadpole Soup.

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

Tadpole Launch

Violently stimulating your member, the momentum building, you feel them swimming up you, their momentum building. You’re volatile. Any little movement could send you over the edge and your little guys flying into the abyss (the corner of your bed that you don’t sleep on)

God, people say Amanda is eating too much and getting too big and that’s she’s ugly, but as I watch her devour her eighth chocolate bar in 10 minutes, I’m titillated. Nipples…turgid, lower member…erect, goop sack…swollen. GOD I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM SO I CAN TADPOLE LAUNCH TO HER VSCO

by Prolapseboiii November 3, 2023

Tadpole soup

Sperm cells look like tiny undeveloped frogs "tadpoles" therefore soup as in you drink a nice hearty bowl of steamin semen stew or tadpole soup

Jeez Justin corey served you up a nice thick warm tadpole soup yesterday! "justin" " i know it sure was heart warming and it makes a great dietary supplement!"

by Shaffer18 January 30, 2010

Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

Tadpole Bag

The scrotum aka nutsack. Contains two tadpole-generating testicles.

Related to: tadpole cannon

My tadpole bag was prepping to fill her toad hole later that night.

by makeitrayne March 14, 2011

tadpole tavern

Sluts/Prostitute's vagina,

After an unsuccessful night trying to pull chicks,Steve went to the local brothel to blow a load in a Tadpole tavern

by flange commander October 13, 2015