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Tooth to tatoo ratio

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.
That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.
by krovos August 7, 2009
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tartoo

a lowbrow tattoo on a woman that suggests that she is a tart
Hey man, that chick is rough! She's even got a tartoo of the Jack Daniels logo on her ankle.
by nl-mc April 18, 2012
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Teardrop tatoo

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.
Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
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Business Tattoo

Tattoos an individual has that are hidden from plain sight. They are normally located on the chest, stomach, and back. This way, a person can look professional while still enjoying their tattoos.
Kevin Durant has a clean image because of his business tattoos that are covered when he plays basketball.
by ZXJ6 September 8, 2011
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Anchor Tattoo

The Anchor Tattoo could mean stability and the rock to a relationship, which corresponds to the Rope tattoo (which means reliability, keeping the relationship tied together). Which is why Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson got matching tattoos because Larry is Real.
Harry Styles has got a sick wrist anchor tattoo It matches Louis Tomlinson wrist rope tattoo! Such a coincidence!
by B.Styles May 3, 2016
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mushroom tatoo

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.
"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"
by Peniswillow April 8, 2003
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Mexican Tattoo

The Mexican Tattoo was a practice often seen in the Wild West, where vigilante justice was often more common than justice administered by a lawman. It was a way of marking criminals with an indelible sign of their past transgressions, similar to branding, so society would know of their criminal past and keep a wide berth.

The Mexican Tattoo was delivered by digging one's stirrup into the offender's face or neck, leaving a distinct scar that could not be easily concealed. This was often coupled with the practice of dragging the offender behind a horse by the neck for a short distance.
The bounty hunter gave the horse thief a Mexican tattoo before sending him on his way.
by Heavy Pootis Guy July 20, 2014
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