Tecksis

The most freest, manliest, gas-guzzlingest state in America. Also the most free

Everything’s bigger in Tecksis. It’s the place with the most freedom. Don’t get caught with weed though cause then you’re fucked

by D34d_Ledger April 4, 2021

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014

tacksey

very sexy person

wow, that chick is so tacksey

by _bizzazz April 1, 2019

Tacking

When one makes up a story to receive sympathy or attention.

Bro stop tacking right now.

by Blockle August 11, 2011

Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 13, 2010

tack, tacks, tackin

tattoo, usually put on in prison, often poorly drawn, poorly executed shit that the wearer is overly proud of. Usually a redneck asshole in there somewhere.

Nice tacks, man. I was tackin for a while when I was down, but I spelled some slit's name wrong, and Doo cut off my fingie.

by Vinnie Picasso June 11, 2006

tacking

Driving a car excessively fast, usually on a country road.

I was tacking down Sherwood Road just before I got pulled over by a cop. Can you believe they searched my car?

by mikwat May 16, 2004