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Twonk

An foolish person, used primarily in British slang.
Person 1: Dave's a total twonk innit?
Person 2: yeah mate, total twonk
by Starkias Raven-Holme August 30, 2017
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Twonk

A former twink who becomes older.
Ethan Klein: "I want to be a twink."
Trisha Paytas: "You can't be that. You can be a twonk."
Ethan: "What's a twonk?"
Trisha: "It's like Tyler Oakley. A twink who gets older and becomes a twonk."
Ethan: "DAMN. I'll never be a twink again."
by Twonkie April 21, 2021
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Twonk

Its a non swearing word for twat so you don't get in trouble with your parents.
"You're such a Twonk!"
by T66607 May 28, 2019
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Twonk

Dude: hey did you revise for the test
Dude 2: no but I got Jessica to do it for me

Dude:OMG DUDE!

Dude 2:WHAT!?!??
Dude:Jessica is a total twonk!
by ~ The twonk December 31, 2017
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Twonk

A beefier twink.
Man that twink went to the gym, he looks more like a twonk now
by Magpie_1_1 August 2, 2019
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Twonk

A specific type of idiot. One who makes a very simple task far more complicated than it needs to be.
You useless twonk! Just cut it in half!
by GeneralKalani July 12, 2021
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twonk

idiot, thick-head etc
James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!
by i iz kl May 28, 2005
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