My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021

Trainsgender

Someone who identifies as a train.

person 1: you're transgender?
person 2: no dumbass i'm trainsgender, i'm a train

by person192184081442 December 10, 2019

snail trails

Any sign of vaginal secretion left behind the vagina

Female is on males face and slides down to mount him leaving a "snail trails" on his chest!

by BLOODBATHBOB January 7, 2009

Porn Trails

Random dirty words put after the title of a porn video on a p2p program, so that it will be detected by more searches.

Damn porn trails! I get this same video no matter what I search for!

"Hot asian sucks cock--- cunt suck threesome foursome gangbang gay lesbian straight femdom goth teenie licks balls rimjob assfuck farting crapping cumming bukkake rough fuck incest xxx granny milf baby beastiality fucking through hole in wall electrocution tit fuck.mpeg"

by bexposito December 12, 2005

trainsmash

Something you wouldn't do when your children are around, on or off a train.

'Man...last night was a trainsmash'

OR

'Excuse me your in my seat, if my kids weren't here there'd be a trainsmash!'

by loltown.com August 5, 2009

Steam Trains

The best kind of trains ever.

"Fuck Diesel Trains, Steam Trains are the best!

by Thart m' aster May 3, 2018

trainspotting

As above: shoooting up heoroin or the like. Called so because a session will leave a dark linear mark (known as a "track") at the site of the affected vein. Harcore users will tend to have multiple sites of injection and will locate, or "spot" an optimum vein - one with minimal "tracks" and discomfort or infection. A hit can be analogous to the impactof a locomotive or train.
That's how I figure it anyway.

Watch the damn movie. It rocks. try reading the book - the narration is spelled with a scotish accent all the way through.

by lear February 3, 2004