Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.
Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...
Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...
by YelaWhich July 22, 2011

by Swellsbury69 September 20, 2011

The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.
Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.
by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools
by wordception June 18, 2011

by reem12 March 8, 2009

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.
by jamaaly May 6, 2011

"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."
by Chang Winning March 30, 2009
