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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

i want to fuck

I want to have sex with you

I am so horny right now I want to fuck you

by Fonzie99 May 17, 2021

want to fuck

Wanting to have sex with someone

I want to fuck that girl.

by Zw123 March 12, 2014

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Down To Fuck

Slang term meaning that one is just willing to have sex. It's like having a friend with benefits. Just make sure the participating members are clean and use as much birth control as possible.

Penny was a girl who was always "down to fuck". We had so much fun together. I hope her birth control lasts!

by TheSpectacularOne November 21, 2009

well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

spank to fuck ratio

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

by Weird Caress May 11, 2008