tms

text my shit

"facebook status"bout to log off tms if u got the number

by lildee93 November 10, 2011

TM

Text messaging

We chated in IM and TM

by ima90sbb January 17, 2009

TM

Abbreviation of "trademark".

1) Taken literally, the US Patent and Trademark Office defines it as "a word, phrase, symbol, and/or design that identifies and distinguishes the source of the goods of one party from those of others."

2) Sometimes satirically added to the end of a word or phrase, to characterize it as overused, a loaded statement, disingenuous or pretentious.

"When will the patch to this newly released video game be ready?"
"soon (tm)"

by ShyAnon March 29, 2020

TM

to study something that can get on your nerves but may come in handy to sound intelligent

I've been TM'ing all day and I still don't understand Pavlov

by Miss. osnoprodavonoblikavitch January 12, 2009

tms

temporary moment of stupidity

what happens when normal people do something stupid for no reason. several instances of tms are indicative of something else

person 1: I can't believe you walked into that parked car
person 2: a real tms
person 3: shut up and get me some ice!!!

by T-do January 1, 2007

tms

An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.

Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.

by DaXi February 2, 2017

TM

A TM is short for Trouble Maker, In the car business this is to describe people who show up on the lot with absolutly no intention of buying and to just cause trouble.

Those fucking TM's made me waste 2 fucking hours with them, I knew they were TM but the owner made me go say hi.

by thewideguy November 15, 2009