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tits on ice

The term used to describe something exceptionally awesome. The term is derived from the basic phrase of describing something awesome as "the tits", yet we all know that everything is better on ice, so when something is exceptionally awesome it can be described as "tits on ice", hence the etymology of the phrase.
Jon: "Man Rambo IV was the tits! I can't wait until Rambo V comes out."
Josh: "Yeah man, that shit is going to be the the tits on ice!"
by Jonny Coldwar November 30, 2009
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tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...
exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.
by TEEG February 11, 2006
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tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
by Catman378 January 18, 2009
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tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
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Tits on wheels

Anything that is as amazing as mobile tits; Wicked awesomeness. Also abbreviated as TOW.
Dude, that girl gave pussy to both Kyle AND Jon?! That's pretty tits on wheels!
by Titsonwheels January 18, 2009
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tits on my dick

"i was playing cod mw2 last night dude, i got a 25 killstreak and got the nuke... it was so tits on my dick dude"
by titsonmydick March 4, 2010
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Tits on a whale

a)an interjection
b)used as a comparison in similes
c)used to show amazement at an object or idea
d)used as an expression of emotion
"damn! tits on a whale!"
"i'm as hungry as tits on a whale"
"tits on a whale that was funny!"
"that person made me feel so tits on a whale"
by 06cardschamps August 22, 2008
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