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tortilla time bomb

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.
She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom
by Blessie Stramson October 3, 2017
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emotional time bomb

Someone who keeps to themselves but listen to everyone else's problems. On the outside, this person is quiet but cautious. On the inside, this person is dealing with conflicts (feeling lonely, unappreciated, worthless, etc). This person never let's people in, so expressing any feelings is uncomfortable. Once in a while, this "time bomb" has no more room for emotions, exploding into anger and tears from frustration.
"Susan won't let anyone in. She's bound to explode like an emotional time bomb if she keeps everything inside like this."
by Sadnesswashername November 2, 2013
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Time Bomb

A sex game in which you have a short period of time. Say you have 10 minutes, you intercourse of nothing but penetration for the alotted time
When your boss is away from work for only 20 minutes and you and your co worker play "Time Bomb"
by colsowal April 2, 2013
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Walking Time-Bomb

A person with a very short fuse, about to lose his/her temper at any time.
Texas Tech Coach Bobby Knight is a walking time-bomb, he could lose his temper at any time, WATCH OUT!!!!!
by Saints September 20, 2003
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texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response
that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass
by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004
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world time bomb

a great event such as a flood or earthquake that will destroy the whole world at some fututre time. After the event, a new world of peace, harmony and welfare will emerge.
by uttam maharjan March 24, 2010
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Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012
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