Thesaurus

A book that is always implied. Every time.

Imma look that word up in the thesaurus and then I'll know other words for pirate.

by Fragranceman July 17, 2023

Thesaurus'd it

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.

Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016

Thesaurus Rape

When someone uses big words despite the fact that they:
-Cannot spell
-Sound unnatural saying them
-Don't know what the words mean
-Didn't need to use such complicated words to get their point across
-Are really dumb, and try to sound smart by saying them

Tom: I have just explicated your histrionics you boondoggling pantimime!
Jake: And you are also guilty of thesaurus rape....

by Brahma February 3, 2007

Thesaurus Club

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

Ed : You Still In That Thesaurus Club?
Bill : ..........

by 100%Wasteman November 23, 2011

thesaurus bitch

Someone who repeatedly uses large, complicated words when only the basic word is required and/or jumbles up words together that don't have the same meaning as intended. (Attempting to sound smarter than they actually are.)

Prof: Now who can explain the theory?

Student: I obtain the ability!

Prof: Okay Michelle, go ahead.

Student: I have high doubts in the cognitive processes of this theorist as he continually demostrates excavating premonitions about the ongoing insanities of the homo sapien population. His theory contradicts all predescendant foreknowledge.

Prof: Well now class, we seem to have a thesaurus bitch in our midst.

by ILoveBigMacs89 June 13, 2012

thesaurus.com

a website known for it's stupid synonyms

"A synonym of milk: moo-juice" -thesaurus.com

by TheGoldenPotion December 31, 2020

thesaurus abuser

One who attempts to sound intelligent by using a computer thesaurus for more intelligent sounding words.
Ends up sounding ridiculous either by using words completely out of context or by misspelling them.

Rudy stopped being a thesaurus abuser when his computer died.

by srta. P May 24, 2005