Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.

*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.

by travmagi December 14, 2019

killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.

"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."

by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010

drain the wizard

To pee or urinate.

often confused with "to masterbate" but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.

i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.

by Andy xyxy September 11, 2006

The wizards tickle

When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise

Damn that was a huge deuce, totally got the wizards tickle from it (shudders) lol

by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022

Slizzy on the Wizzle

A series of words you say after each sentence you pronounce stating that there was no cap announced in the sentence and only truth was said.

Matt came out of the closet saying “I’m gay Slizzy on the Wizzle”
Zaeden said “Chilli Mac, G Chapo and Afrosack are inspiring to me Slizzy on the Wizzle”

by $$Z-MONEY$$ May 2, 2022

I’m off to see the Wizard

An expression to say I’m off to dream land. Dorothy in the Wizard if Oz sings “I’m off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, because because because of all the wonderful things he does.”

Well, I’m off to see the Wizard, goodnight.

by AtomicCyclone July 20, 2022

fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

by Bradford286 February 5, 2008