the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner

I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.

by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004

Gettin' the Shaft

The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.

Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?

Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?

Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?

You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.

1 New Message from "Katie<3"

*click*

I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...

Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...

by Sweet Joe XXX December 19, 2011

shift the shaft

to jackoff alot before a date

DUDE! i shifted the shaft before banging jessie last night... it made me stay up for an extra 10 minutes!

by karli May 13, 2005

Noor the sharty

Noor is such a shart face its like not even funny. noor isnt a baddie. she is a shart face. thats all i have to say. well actually i could say WAYYYY MORE, like about not danny's grades :) but i wont.

Danny: have u seen my grades
Noor: ugh unfortunately

Danny: You wish you were as bad as my grades
Noor: ugh danny shut up
Danny: UGH I can't believe you, noor the sharty

by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022

Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.

I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.

by bench knight May 6, 2015

the Shaft

An awesome drink that you can order only in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town). Kahlua, vodka, coffee, cream, sugar.

The Shaft is my favorite drink in the world.

Let's get shafted tonight.

by currentweather October 11, 2012

The Sartre

When you feel as if you're dropping a massive deuce, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing there.

Told Jim I dropped the Sartre this morning.. I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool and I thought I was gonna get a prolapse for a second, but when I checked the toilet, there was nothing there.

by synnth July 24, 2011