When you are getting towards the end of smoking a Camel cigarette and you get towards the but and the blue camel logo starts to burn. You are then roastin the camels nuts.
After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?