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in the closet with the light on 

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.
Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.

came out of the closet

exposing to others about one's homosexuality
His mother cried for hours after he came out of the closet
came out of the closet by dawn June 15, 2002

shit in the closet 

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
shit in the closet by exposer...sh December 19, 2011

2 minutes in the closet 

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules
Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

Peeking in the closet 

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.
I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

Coming out of the closet 

The act of a homosexual becoming open about his/her sexuality towards the same gender.
Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.