The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019

The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.

Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.

by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005

the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site

anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!

by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

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by FoxCat Man January 16, 2020

the day after christmas

the most depressing day of the year

kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/

by christmasluvr December 26, 2010

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Nightmare (1993) is an EPIC stop-animation flick co-directed and written by Tim Burton, and based on a poem of his creation. Like any Burton movie, the visuals are absolutely STUNNING in their dark and dreamy ways, and Danny Elfman, who composed the music and gave our much loved Jack Skellington a voice to sing, just tied together this insane piece of perfection.

TNBC is not just a kid’s movie. It’s a masterpiece that doesn’t know age, because anyone will love its charming story, lovable characters, macabre humor, and kick-ass songs, which have been covered by bands including Marilyn Manson, Korn, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Rise Against, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, and Panic! at the Disco and more. Check em out on Youtube!

If escaping off to the worlds of Halloween Town and Xmas Town doesn’t rock your own, you’re not human!

... Pretty damn shitty that people who make subcultures a bandwagon thing cheaped The Nightmare by making it their little icon. How 'individual' to parade Jack merchandise, eh?

I fucking love that movie. Seriously, I've made it a tradition to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas every year around Halloween time!
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for 90 years
See what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the key!

by R'Amen December 5, 2010

Christmas With The Kranks Hating

When you have an extreme feeling of hatred towards the hit movie "Christmas With The Kranks."

Johnny:"Hey! Wanna join the Christmas With The Kranks Hating club?"
Julius: "Yes! I hate that movie oh so much."

by Funguser November 18, 2021