Bomb the Base

When a person working in a multi-story office with a basement (usually a skyscraper) chooses to use the basement bathroom for "number two" or "dropping bombs" instead of using the floor he or she works on.

Hence, to bomb the base.

A spin off the 90s DJ name "Bomb The Bass."

Derek: Hey, do you want me to drop off your mail?
Tom: Yeah sure. But the mail slot is in the basement. We are on the 18th floor. Why are you headed down there?
Derek: After that enchilada lunch I fear I have no choice but to bomb the base.

by Shareeb4Prez December 23, 2009

bic the base

Shaving your pubes while completely erect using ubers of Barbrasol leaving no stubble behind.

I was bicing the base when my mom walked in and yelled "DANIEL! PUT THE BARBRASOL BACK

"I like to bic the base before getting a bj from my fine ass honey"

I wanted to achieve full insertion so I decided to bic the base.

by Darnell G March 21, 2011

Bite the base

When someone deepthroats you and bites the base of your penis.

Willow went so deep on Cole that she started to bite the base.

by officially_mexican April 10, 2024

The Trump Base

The umovable 40% of America that will support Trump no matter the racist, mysoginistic, or xenophobic shit that he says or does. Generally made up of poorly-educated white Americans and hypocritical evangelists who are gullible, complicit and will forever be on the wrong side of history.

Trump knows the Trump base well.

"I love the poorly educated" (Feb 23rd, 2018)

by Dharwinian June 2, 2018

the infinityth base

having and orgy with chuck norris, god, the devil, mastar cheef, joe lapp, (a faggot) and *a turtle* while the devil takes it up the ass by god, the turtle rides chuck norris, joe lapp......blows mastar cheef while sean prosser stands naked in the witchs position grunting

guy1:omfgomfgomfgomfgomfg
guy2:wut?!?! wuts rong!!!!
guy1:....i just witnissed the infinityth base........and my penis reverted back inside me, impregnated me, n then aborted me all at the same time......is this real life?
guy2: i think time has stopped
guy1:what the hell is the cloverfield monster??
guy2:y cant i see my air?!??!??1
guy1:WHAT IS MY SOUP SPELLING????????
guy2:AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1:WHATS GOING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:2YUG IT DOESNT HAVE A CLUUUUUUUEEEEE!!!!!!
GUY1+2:WTF!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!

by danky yalow monky January 12, 2010

The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010

Base in the Face

This is another term for sex. The base is referring to a person's strongest part of the body, the mid-section or private parts.

Poor John, he never gets any base in the face.

by #1UB March 1, 2019